27 May Jaw-some Gifts for 27 Types of Dads
It’s no secret — dads are hard to shop for.
Whether it’s his birthday, Father’s Day, retirement or anniversary, when you ask him what he wants, he’ll mutter the 7-letter word all Hammerheads dread… ”NOTHING.” Or worse — you’ll forget. Again. Good news, Hammerhead. This year you’ll wow your pops when you download the Slow Hammerhead app. Now, you can shop his personal wish list with ease — right from your phone! In the meantime, check out these 27 jaw-some gifts every shark-dressed dad will enjoy.
1. The Fintrovert:
One thing every dad wants? Some peace and quiet. Gift him these Bose noise-cancelling headphones.
2. The Sockeye Guy:
Something to keep his toes warm but his fashion game cool? A Sock of the Month subscription.
4. The Caffiend:
If your pops is a coffee man, get him a mug (and an excuse to tell his favorite jokes!)
5. The Officionado:
This Office themed t-shirt/onesie combo is perfect for the new dad who identifies as a Dunder Mifflinite.
6. The Codfather:
Fishermen fathers will appreciate this Fishing Cooler — you know, to keep their catches as fresh as they are!
9. The Wheelie Cool Dad:
And what’s cooler than a basic cooler? This wheeled cooler with detachable tub!
10. The Lazy Buoy:
If your dad loves the outdoors but misses his favorite chair when he’s there, give him some portable comfort with this inflatable lounger.
11. The Slow HammockHead:
Setting up a tent can be… intense. This camping hammock is an easy alternative!
12. The HouseCatfish:
Is your pops more of a great indoors guy? Gift him this escape-room pack to solve at home!
13. The King Crab:
A Game of Thrones map puzzle will make your dad feel like the king crab of WesterOcean…or at least his living room!
15. The Putterfish:
Want to putt a smile on his face? It’s impossible to swing and miss with these personalized golf tees!
17. The Marine Genealogist:
Got a History Buff Hammerhead on your hands? Help him delve into his own roots with this Ancestry DNA Kit!
18. The Obi-Waffle Kenobi:
Does your dad pretend to be a Jedi when no one’s looking? Get him this Star Wars Waffle Maker. May the forks be with you!
19. The Globe Otter:
Does your dad like traveling… and tasting fine whiskey? Get him this globe decanter set — it’s out of this world!
20. The Quintessential Hammerhead:
We’d be remiss if we didn’t include a literal hammer in this list. Especially this one with a dad joke on it.
21.The Dogfather:
Let’s pour one out for all the dog dads out there — they’re doggone special! Get him a beer glass and bottle opener to prove it.
22. The Prickly Puffer:
Is your dad’s beard as long as his list of dad jokes? He needs this beard care kit!
24. The SPECtacular Dad:
Got a spectacular dad… who’s always losing his spectacles? Get him this glasses holder!
25. The GillMaster:
Are your dad’s grill skills on point? Elevate his grill gear with these kabob grilling baskets — no skewers required!
26. The Sharkoleptic:
Is your dad a busy bass who falls asleep the second he sits down… yet denies it every time? Get him this humorous tee!
